Bowditch just went so far left, he thinks he's in North Korea. #NoRights

— No Laying Up (@NoLayingUp) October 8, 2015

Dustin helping Jordan read a putt is like Shaq explaining to Steve Nash how to shoot a free throw.

— Shane Bacon (@shanebacon) October 8, 2015

"I don't know about the golf, but North Korea seems a little nervy, Dan."

— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterNS) October 8, 2015

I sincerely hope Spieth is muttering, "is that how you read it at Chambers?" when DJ is reading putts for him this week.

— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterNS) October 9, 2015

How do I get a 22-hour 30 for 30 on Phil Mickelson? Just generally.

— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterNS) October 11, 2015

"And in '86, I made my son a caddie, not a captain's pick." https://t.co/NItVkZmbPp

— Chris Chaney (@Wrong_Fairway) October 8, 2015

Imagine if that rules official had to explain to Bubba that he lost a hole twice. Imagine.

— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) October 9, 2015

Sangmoon Bae's military service should consist of him hitting buckets of balls across the DMZ at North Korean positions.

— Tron Carter (@TronCarterNLU) October 11, 2015

@ShaneRyanHere No Tigers actually get slain in your book either. Life is full of illusion.

— D.J. Piehowski (@DJPie) October 8, 2015

J.B. Holmes: pic.twitter.com/ROYxXGbqTN

— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) October 11, 2015

Sucks that we’re losing Sangmoon for two years in his prime. Can’t we just give them Allenby or something?

— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) October 11, 2015

Schwartzel. Spieth. Reed. These guys are good. #PresidentsCup https://t.co/cz3Z4CHmyD

— Stephen Nelson (@StephenNelson) October 10, 2015

It's good! #QuickHits http://t.co/0nvTq48vY7

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 8, 2015

This shot was "not as easy as Charl Schwartzel just made it look." #QuickHits http://t.co/nBc375IQQq

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 10, 2015

Useful. pic.twitter.com/6e9QrlDbnQ

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 10, 2015

Schwartzel and Mickelson make these look far, far too easy. http://t.co/q4MvTklN2K

— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) October 11, 2015

Wow. Just wow.#PresidentsCup http://t.co/msoqlWaonE

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 11, 2015

Incredible. Inches from a miracle. #PresidentsCup http://t.co/fi0UePMQOX

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 11, 2015

Leave it to Bubba to ruin #TourSauce pic.twitter.com/ymLErCPEmo

— No Laying Up (@NoLayingUp) October 8, 2015

Hahaha! pic.twitter.com/vbAvgnzb5O

— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterNS) October 10, 2015

#FIGJAM pic.twitter.com/pLy5UTrN8w

— Brendan Porath (@BrendanPorath) October 9, 2015

Yesss, Reed is dialed in on 1st tee.

Terry Gannon w/ "Forget about watching it land, he didn't even watch it sail"https://t.co/Zzyz7gfpph

— Brendan Porath (@BrendanPorath) October 9, 2015

The greenskeeping at Jack Nicklaus GC. Not sure I've seen this before. https://t.co/qJDuNFv3nJ

— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) October 8, 2015

#DropsOfWaterBro pic.twitter.com/MdY2gQAxeO

— No Laying Up (@NoLayingUp) October 10, 2015

Someone yelled "how 'bout them Cowboys!" After Spieth hit … In South Korea https://t.co/2bg2DwAbWJ

— Shane Bacon (@shanebacon) October 9, 2015

Bubba! pic.twitter.com/vXoKTmWinf

— Shane Bacon (@shanebacon) October 9, 2015

Well, that's something new … Players rubbing Phil's belly for good luck (credit Golf Channel) https://t.co/BxijqqbQVE

— Shane Bacon (@shanebacon) October 10, 2015

Hideki's the best. https://t.co/CEXQVh5DdP

— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) October 11, 2015

Adam Scott's caddie has no time for these bros' patriotism.

Phil, over here! … 'merica! There ya go, fuck yeah." pic.twitter.com/ZjUlIiXPQS

— Brendan Porath (@BrendanPorath) October 10, 2015

What is happening? https://t.co/si8rz1L5Oo

— Trevor Reaske (@TrevorReaske) October 8, 2015

"I couldn't even have dreamt this." #PresidentsCup http://t.co/3yqCyyYeYX

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 11, 2015

Ted is already practicing his marching orders. pic.twitter.com/AEu8sEDkDP

— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterNS) October 8, 2015

“It went that way. It went that way." http://t.co/usLZ4tUdkf

— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) October 10, 2015

Mr. @bubbawatson, your new driver has arrived. pic.twitter.com/dbBUINjFXR

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 9, 2015

That Grace putt was so close. pic.twitter.com/HtxDmHsEkX

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 10, 2015

Danny Lee is not happy. pic.twitter.com/XNGWRfmN9y

— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) October 9, 2015

Louis is a little upset he had to wear the bucket hat (and that the chip didn’t drop). http://t.co/kEC97A9Cl5

— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) October 11, 2015

They're having some fun out there.

J.B. Holmes with the most emotional reaction of The #PresidentsCup so far. http://t.co/y74XNuH8AE

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 11, 2015

Oosthuizen doesn't care what Reed is doing right now. pic.twitter.com/bEwjhw3y7P

— Shane Bacon (@shanebacon) October 11, 2015

Phil Mickelson is 2 up thru 2 holes.

Life is good. #PresidentsCup pic.twitter.com/oCewgs1L7e

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 11, 2015

Anirban Lahiri after a heart-breaking loss to Chris Kirk. #PresidentsCup pic.twitter.com/ERgvMMN8NN

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 11, 2015

Zach: "We had a brain you know what on No. 9." He won't even say "fart" on TV!

— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterNS) October 10, 2015

Teddy. Livin. pic.twitter.com/unoPe2b0UI

— D.J. Piehowski (@DJPie) October 8, 2015

"Is this American Eagle? Yes, it's Nick Price. Send us everything you have in your inventory from 1997."

— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterNS) October 9, 2015